Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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