Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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