I want to stick my p in your. b.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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