i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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