tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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