Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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