So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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