BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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