I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
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I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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