I just pynch a tree in the face
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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