wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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