**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
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You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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