She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
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go home
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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