She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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