I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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