I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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