Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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