The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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