just come out here and I will go home with you...
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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