I cannot find my penis.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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