im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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