Do you still have your period?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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