Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
