oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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