hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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