I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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