I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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