Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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