Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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