ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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