and i looked up. we had an audience...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It's shark week go big or go home
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.