your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
