oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.