So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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