normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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