yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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