I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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