these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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