All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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