can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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