You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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