She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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