before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Randomize
