i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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