One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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