:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We don't watch enough power rangers
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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