my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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