tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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