Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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