She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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