I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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