The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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