The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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