how can u be prego again
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
