So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Help me help you realize you are a moron
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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