My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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